Dear Black Stretchy Pants

An open letter to black stretchy pants

Photo by pawel szvmanski on Unsplash

Dear Black Stretchy Pants,

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways….

Yesterday, I stopped by Ross to buy more of you, two of you, and I didn’t listen to that voice in my ear telling me to buy more.

Is there going to be more of you when I go back by Ross tomorrow? Or will you…