Queen Elizabeth and Prince Andrew’s Top Secret Conversation

This is what was said behind the scenes when Queen Elizabeth “Fired” Prince Andrew

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Meant to be read out loud to yourself using a British Accent.

Queen Elizabeth sits on a red velvet throne as Prince Andrew walks into her office and curtsies to her.

Queen Elizabeth:
Son do you know why I have called you here today?

Prince Andrew:
I don’t know Mummy. To tell me how handsome I am and what I great job I do sitting on my ass spending the tax payers money? Maybe I’m getting a raise? I need just a tad more opulence in my life.

Queen Elizabeth:
Ummm… No! Dear boy, I have to fire you. You have left me no choice after hanging out with that Jeffrey boy.

Prince Andrew:
But Mummy, she told me she was 18!

Queen Elizabeth:
Ah hah! So you admit it!

Prince Andrew falls to the carpet and flails

Queen Elizabeth:
Get up! Get up! Get control of yourself.